The "Ayatollah of Minnesota"

As I was combing the Internet for the latest installments of filthy liberal garbage, I came across the recent musings of the “Ayatollah of Minnesota.”

For those of you who don’t know or in case you have been under a rock since that dirty wench Nancy Pelosi took over as Speaker of the House, you might have missed the fact that our wonderful friends from Minnesota have been so kind as to elect the first-known Muslim to the U.S. Congress. Frankly the actions of the Minnesota voting electorate should not come as a shock when you take into account that this is the same state that brought us the ever-so-forgettable Walter Mondale. That being said, folks meet Representative Keith Maurice Ellison (D-Minn.).

Having received his Bachelor of Arts from Wayne State University and his Juris Doctor from the University of Minnesota, it is believed that Representative Ellison, 43, converted to Islam during his youth. Now here is the kicker…Representative Ellison is not just any Muslim but a former adherent of the ever-so selective “Nation of Islam.” Now I don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes, but a story-line such as this where a bright young black man renounces his Catholic faith in favor of a less than reputable sect of Islam should raise of red flag, unless of course you don't have a pulse.

In fact Ellison’s recent statements concerning President George W. Bush confirm that he is nothing more than a quack bent on currying favor with an electorate that clearly needs a well-grounded shepherd rather than a profit. The idea of equating Bush to Hitler is ridiculous because if Bush were in any way analogous to Hitler, Ellison wouldn't have a pulpit from which to spew this garbage from because he would be dead, or at the very least permanently silenced. So in the future Keith do the rest of us a favor and try to be a little more "Minnesota Nice" and think before you speak.